Bored with sex chat

I’ll get back to my friend Caroline, who generated a fair amount of traffic to the blog, soon, but first…

As I mentioned a bit more than a month ago, I decided to get into Yahoo chat. I spent way too much time lurking around in the various rooms of “Married but looking.”

To some degree it was interesting. I had a handful of interesting role-playing chats with women that were very sexually charged. And, yes, I got off on them.

There was the one I wrote about earlier with the Indian woman now living in LA.

I had a second encounter with a well-to-do woman from India. She was pretty wild. I talked about driving her out into the countryside and faking the car breaking down. As it got dark I got in the back with her and imposed my will on her. She was into me “taking” her in a domineering, almost rape-like way. Then she wanted me to bring in a second guy so it ended up (this is role-playing chat remember) that I was fucking her in the pussy while the other guy did her in the asshole.

Ya, OK, that was rather exciting. And she was claiming that she need real sex so bad that she was going to go get her man servant to fuck her. Was she real? Who knows.

Then there was Kelly. Either she was a bit flaky or she had a bad internet connection (as she claimed) or both. But we’d start chatting and then she’d disappear. She claimed to be a college student in Texas and sent me a couple of believable photos of herself. One she was completely naked and looked very nice.

Kelly had an obsession with being a teenager. The first two times we chatted  she wanted to be 14 and then the third time 15. That was kind of weird, but I played along. The lousy thing was that she signed off each of the three times before we got to the climax of the story.

I did get a web cam which I employed a few times. Unfortunately I never got a woman to go on cam. I did, however, put on a show for a couple women, both claiming to be in their 20s.

I had sexy chat with a few others, but they apparently didn’t have the imagination for full-fledged role playing. I traded photos with a few. Kelly I think was believable. And a girl named Sarah from a New Jersey college sent me some sexy (but not naked) photos of herself that I believed. She was nice enough looking but not impressive in any way. I put on a show for Sarah on the cam and gave her a cum shot. In some funny way, she was the most believable woman I found.

Then there was Stella who claimed to be a clarinet player in an orchestra somewhere near Moscow. Yes, I mean the one in Russia.

Her English was impeccable and her responses were instantaneous. Heck Kelly’s were slow and she was just coming from Texas. So I had my doubts about Stella. But she wasn’t really interested in sex chat so I thought, OK, maybe she is real.

Then, one night, she said that she needed to go to bed. I figured it out and realized that it was about 9 a.m. in Moscow and it didn’t make sense for her to be going to bed. Puzzling.

We had a couple long chats in which we talked about what I’d do if I photographed her, both artistically and something a bit more toward porn. She kept going on about this as if we were making specific plans to actually get together for the shot and kept trying to get ideas out of me. This went on for two nights.

The final night I pushed our fantasy photo session into what would happen if I got her to get naked for the artistic shots and then went “too far.” She seemed reticent but played a long for awhile as I stopped shooting photos and started playing with her. I got to the point where I’m describing how I’m pushing my penis into her vagina for the first time and she pulled the conversation back from being overtly sexual. It bummed me out.

After that I didn’t see Stella signed on again.

The last two I got involved with were Lara and Barb.

Lara claimed to be in her 2os and lives in Hawaii where she surfs, is a diamond broker, parties and takes photos that are somewhere between art and porn. I had some interesting conversations with her about how she shoots her photos and if the sexually charged atmosphere evolves into real sex. She claimed that, sometimes, her shoots would turn into orgies.

Lara sent a few snapshots in which she appeared to be a tall, attractive blonde. And she said that she’s bisexual and has a girl friend. I enjoyed chatting with her. She told me about her sexual exploits and I told her how horny I was. I did get off from some of the photos.

But I had some suspicions even early on it she wasn’t being entirely truthful. Finally, she sent me a naked photo of who she claimed to be a 15-year-old girl she met at the beach. I immediately recognized the girl in the photo as the popular nude model Altea.

So Lara was busted.

Also during this past week I met up with Barb. She claimed to be a married woman of 40 who had a husband who didn’t have sex much. She sent me some sexy pictures of a dark-haired woman with nice-sized breasts and round ass who appeared to be about 40. The photos were of good quality and I had a slight suspicion that she may have gotten them from somewhere, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

The first night, after sending me some naked photos, she asked me to turn on my cam, which I did. But after awhile she said that I wasn’t texting enough and stopped everything. I apologized and asked if we could try again some other time. She said OK.

So a couple nights later, just as I was having my doubts with Lara, Barb pops up again and we start trading pics and I’m giving her as much chat as I can. We both get off. Not long after that she signs off.

It was then I started looking closer at the pics. She had given me perhaps a dozen. They were all obviously the same woman. Unlike Lara whose pics I wasn’t too sure of. And Barb’s were in different settings and shot at different times so I thought there was a pretty good chance that she had taken all those photos of herself.

But then I noticed the electrical outlets in three of the pics. They were of a style only seen in Europe. Barb claimed to be from Michigan as I recall. In fact I’ve noticed those outlets before because many of the nude photos you see on internet sites are of European and Russian women.

So Barb was bull shitting me too.

I’d had enough. It takes hours to find people in the Yahoo chat rooms. They are mostly filled with men and “bots.” One way or the other the bots are working women who try to lure men to other paid, video chat sites. So you really have to search for “real” women. I’m pretty sure that some of the women I chatted with were largely up front with me. Heck, even Lara could have been at least partially real.

But I was staying up late spending hours searching for an online “date.”

So yesterday I removed Yahoo chat from my programs and am quitting it cold turkey. I say that because, despite the frustrations, it’s rather addictive. And it’s fun to be able to come straight out and talk about all sorts of very sexual things.

Was I cheating? I don’t think so. It’s not exactly honest. But the women I chatted with were hundreds if not thousands of miles away. I talked with women and men about my frustrations with only having real sex about once a month with my wife.

A common thing I mentioned, especially to women, was how the wife won’t let me eat her pussy and hasn’t sucked my cock since before we got married. And I talked with Lara about anal sex, something the wife has never let me do, because Lara sent me a very nice anal sex photo that she claimed she took — and she said that anal sex is one of her favorite things to do.

Anyway, that is it for Yahoo chat.